Goetze's

If you've never tried a Goetze's Caramel Cream, you are doing your tongue a disservice. The Caramel Cream is made by the same people who brought you Cow Tales, the delectable chewy stick that in no way resembles its namesake. I choose Goetze's for its cosmic caramel ring surrounding a supple nugget of cream. I slosh it back and forth in my mouth like a great spanish galleon surrendering itself to the wicked tides of the atlantic. It's creamy core dissolves and leaves with it the sweet memory of a summer love. One last swallow and she is gone. I will miss you, dear Goetze.